Top 31 Oxymorons

31. Government worker
30. Legally drunk
29. Exact estimate
28. Act naturally
27. Found missing
26. Resident alien
25. Genuine imitation
24. Airline Food
23. Good grief
22. Government organization
21. Sanitary landfill
20. Alone together
19. Small crowd
18. Business ethics
17. Soft rock
16. Military Intelligence
15. Sweet sorrow
14. "Now, then ..."
13. Passive aggression
12. Clearly misunderstood
11. Peace force
10. Extinct Life
9. Plastic glasses
8. Terribly pleased
7. Political science
6. Tight slacks
5. Definite maybe
4. Pretty ugly
3. Working vacation
2. Religious tolerance

And the number one top Oxymoron is....
1. Microsoft Works

-- Pastor Robby